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Attention: It's Exam Time Players!
In order to play college ball and represent our school and lead us into victory, all hopeful recruits must pass this Exam or not be permitted into the school on a scholarship for sports. Our school takes pride in it's athletes, however, we do not want a bunch of dumb thugs graduating from this school, so we have set down some basic requirements that we feel, set us apart from the other colleges and their athletes. Good luck on this exam...
UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
>>> Please NOTE: Time Limit for Exam: 3 Weeks <<<
1.
Languages: What language is spoken in France?
2.Give a
dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR-
Give
the first name of USC's Reggie Bush.
3.
Would you ask William
Shakespeare to:
(a) "Cry Wolf"
(b) Invent Electricity
(c) Be Patton's Right
Hand Man? or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4.
comparative religions: What religion is the
Pope? (please select only one answer)
(a) Jewish (with the tiny little
cap of the head and who does not 'do Christmas")
(b) Catholic
(who meets with presidents, believes
in Christ and Virgin Mary)
(c)
Hindu (who mostly do not speak
English, have a few Gods, Some Gold Statues)
(d)
Alaskan (Best known as a state in the
United States, for the most part)
(e) Agnostic
(One who just has not made up his mind
or does not believe or questions it)
5. Metric
conversion: How
many feet is 0.0 meters or, 0 meters or 'no meters'?
6. What time is it when the big hand is
on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
HINT: Your answer can be
either one of two answers, an AM answer or a PM answer, (just so you are not
thrown here).
7.How many
commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8.
Geography: What are people
in the far north most part of the United States called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c)
Northerners
(e) Easterners
9. American Presidents: Name any three presidents that you wish (and spelling counts):
(For example, George Bush, Jimmy Carter, Ronald
Reagan, Bill Clinton)
10.
Writing: What is the difference between a 'written report' and an 'oral report'
(the subject does not matter here, just the basic difference between the two)
<<<
dog house
11.
natural history: Where
does our pet (man's best friend), the dog come from?
(a)
Sears Tool Department
(b) Burger King, but mostly Der Wienersnitzel
(c) Canada
or sometimes Germany
(d) A female dog that was pregnant
12.
Sciences: Can
you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
13.
Tools: What are
barbeques used for?
14.
US Government: Fill in the blank
space with the appropriate country's name:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United
States of ______ ... " What country's name goes in that blank space?
15.Explain Le Chatelier's
Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-
Spell your
own name in
BLOCK LETTERS. *HINT:
BLOCK LETTERS can sometimes be refereed to as all capital letters.
16.
Architecture: Where is the basement in a three story
building normally located?
17. Deductive
Thinking skills: From the list below, which state do you think grows the most oranges in America?
(a) New York State
(b) Florida
(c) Asia
(d) Alaska
18. Mathematics:
If you are carrying three (3) jock straps in your right arm and you are not
carrying any jock straps in your left hand, how many total jock straps are you
carrying in your hands?
19. Literature:
Finish this line from the classic poem, Jack and Jill: "Jack and Jill went
up the hill to fetch a pail of _________ (fill in the blank) Is it:
A.
Gatorade Sport's Drink
B. Football Helmets
C. Trophies
D. Water
19. Sports: What does NFL (National Football League) stand for?
20. What is today's date, (remember, we do not know the date or time that you got to this question before you turn it in, so even a close answer, (month and year), will be accepted as the correct answer here. If you do not understand, please ask for assistance before committing to the answer on this test paper.
* IMPORTANT: Take
your time with this exam; You must answer at least 3 questions correctly to
qualify for a sport's scholarship with this college. You may use any resources
you need to figure out the correct answers, including using the internet, books,
the research section of your local library, the librarian, any teacher on staff
at this college, any student not in the athletic department and so on.
Good Luck!
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