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Why do we have to be quiet in Art Museums?
I know there are boy ladybugs,
but what do you call them?
How do a fool and his money get together
in the first place?
It takes a big man to cry,
but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
My mind not only wanders
sometimes it leaves completely.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
How come little babies are perfect angels
until the movie starts?
He didn't want to marry her for her money,
but he didn't know how else to get it.
Every time I think about exercise,
I lie down until the thought goes away.
I bet ya' didn't know: 9 out of 10 Americans
tell pollsters they have NEVER had a
professional massage.
"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP.
Park elsewhere!
They call it "PMS" because
"Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
I am starting to get offended by all of the people
who get offended so easily.
How do you explain counterclockwise to a kid
who grew up with a digital watch?
The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in an insane
asylum you have to show some improvement before you can get out.
What if you thought a thought, but the thought
you thought wasn't the thought that you
thought you thought?
Why is it that people always point at their wrists when asking
for the time?
Do they think I don't know where my watch is?
On TV, the commercial says that 8 out of 10
people suffer from Hemorrhoids.
Does this mean the other 2 people enjoy them?
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you
can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it.
If you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
I don't doubt for a minute that you can catch more flies with sugar or
honey than ya can with vinegar. But... who in the hell wants a lot of
flies anyway?
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Hey You!
Feeling a bit crazy yet?
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(Goal: To play marbles, not to "go" marbles!)
Playing Instructions:
Remove as many marbles as possible
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on the other side. The marble that is
jumped is removed from the board.
To move, just drag a marble in some
legal direction and it will go!
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Can You
Name That Wav?
Left click on your mouse to listen to the wav sound file. Then, guess
what or who or ? that particular sound is! Some may think they are easy,
but if they seem so, you need to remember to name the person, animal or ?
the sounds comes from!
Good Luck!
1. Sound of wav file one!
2. wav two
3. wav three
4. wav four
5. wav number five!
6. wav six!
7. and number seven!
8. the final wav in the game!
(hint: they are all a little crazy or wacko or related
to it in some way. Also, I don't think you'll get
them all, so don't go bonkers!)
P.S. To save them to your hard drive for free, just left click on
your mouse and save them when prompted to do so... ya know the routine!
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Cure For
Common Sense
Discovered! "Since
very few people seem to use it, why have it at all," says one. In a
small laboratory located in the Swiss Alps, scientists lauded the
discovery of a cure for the dreaded disease, Common Sense. Though only
afflicting about one percent of the earth's population, doctors believe it
will take at least ten years to manufacture and distribute enough of the
serum to wipe out the disease completely. We spoke with the head research
scientist on this project, Dr. Gregori Razzpuddin. We asked him what makes
this discovery so important. His reply: "After many years of studying
human behavior patterns, we determined it was easier to rid the population
of Common Sense than to attempt to teach it to those that choose not to
use it. Now everybody will have the same stupid and erratic behavior. The
only drawback is in the United States. The people at the Food and Drug
Administration say it could be at least twenty years before the serum can
be used there. Which makes no sense to us whatsoever."
Mental Facts To Know!
Crazy Facts To Know!
(well, they're sorta useless,
but, kinda fun to know!)
Speaking of crazies, Jack Nicholson spent time in a mental
institution to perfect his Oscar-winning role for One Flew Over the
Cuckoo's Nest(1975), and Brad Pitt admitted himself to the psychiatric
ward to gain ability and confidence for his psychotic role in Twelve
Monkeys. [Source: www.imdb.com]
John F. Kennedy had a sister, Rosemary, who was mentally retarded. She had
a lobotomy, at that time not known to be that bad. She is still living and
is eighty-five years old. [Source: A newspaper/a biography of JFK]
The original nomenclature of mental deficiency should be kept in mind when
used in everyday conversation. For instance, an "idiot" is
classified as a feeble-minded person who performs at the potential age of
3 years; an "imbecile" displays a mental age of 3 to 7 years; a
"moron" has the potential age of between 8 to 12 years; and a
"dufus" has no specific limitations in mental capacity but is
aware of the subtle themes in "Baywatch" Amend, Discuss,
Correct
The direct costs of sleep disorders and sleep deprivation in the United
States may have been as much as $15.9 billion in 1990. Some studies
indicate that insomnia can be predictive of future mental illness.
The original nomenclature of mental deficiency should be kept in mind when
used in everyday conversation. For instance, an 'idiot' is classified as a
feeble-minded person who performs at the potential age of 3 years; an
'imbecile' displays a mental age of 3 to 7 years; a 'moron' has the
potential age of between 8 to 12 years. [Source: Useless Facts]
Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems
than boys with common names. Girls don't seem to have this
problem.[Source:first-name.com]
Americans are more likely to support gay rights, drug and alcohol
rehabilitation programs, and funding for research on mental illness if
they think certain behaviors are determined primarily by heredity and
genes rather than by upbringing and environment.[Quality-Quotient poll
from U.S. News & World Report and Bozell Worldwide.]
Hydrophobia (fear of water) is the only phobia that has mental and
physical effects. Hydrophobia is also known as 'rabies', and it attacks
the central nervous system.[Source: The Big Book of Facts]
The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland was a symbolic character for the hat
makers in towns of the late 1800's. The large felt hats of the day had
supports made out of mercury. The mercury caused a organic form of
psychosis (brain damage) to develop in the hat makers causing them to be
declared crazy. Amend, Discuss, Correct
In the movie 2001: A Space Odyssy, HAL's birthday is January 12, 1992. In
the book it's January 12, 1997. Also, HAL sings 'Daisy' as he is shut
down; this was the first song ever played by a non- mechanical computer.
The lyrics include the phrase 'I'm half crazy'. [Source: IMDB.com]
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