who is your daddy and what does he do? by mental jokes

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my daddy is David, he's famous for his cookies!

we can see you! who is your daddy?

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My daddy always wanted to be a big shot on a cereal box!

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my daddy goes fishing in the new fishing hole in our street. he says that it's better than traditional work cuz he gets to be closer to me

Who IS your Daddy and What Does He do?

Read these real true to life daddy descriptions from you, our guests! be warned: strange as this is, many of you out there really do not know what your daddy does! I know it sounds strange.... but go figure!

If your daddy does something special write us at mentaljokes@mentaljokes.com and let us know about your daddy and we'll put up your daddy's job for a few weeks...

funny photo of a funny baby, or something

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Your Daddy Says: Go out to a movie for a change!

Yo daddy in the movies coming out? Mine is! He plays this
man who gets shot up a lot and still lives to kill all his shooters... unique huh?

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My dad's in a Gang I think! I had enough guts to ask him once,

"what about your kids gangster dad"?

He never replied. But I did notice he wore the same stupid long sleeve shirt with a turtle neck under it every single day... I really do not have a clue!

Caricature Zone Hamadryas Baboons

My daddy's perfcet. He is a CEO and one of the good ones, not the nasty ones all those left wing people whine about, he is the kind CEO of a big company. He is fair and pays well, well, if they work well. Anyway, he is the best

Guess who?

I want to get to know you
better... YEA!

who is your
daddy and where...

yes!

detective JOHN Kimble!

I'm a
COP YOU IDIOT!

here is your jerky boys
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my dad works for the city in the roads department

my dad works for microsoft or used to and now the other one, I forget but my computer is always the best.

Flying Saucer Near Cow

santa killing
My dad chases after the guy who killed Santa last year. He says he's going to Alaska to find Santa and won't come home till he's caught that terrible man. So anyway, no presents ... not this year, not any! And my dad is so brave as to stay out there, with the Snow lady - until forever till he did his righteous duty ... he says! I'm proud

r u a chicken boy or a scarredy-cat girl?

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